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This a blog about anything I like. It has no specific theme and I like the eclectic quality of my interests.


“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”
—Tina Fey

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”

—Tina Fey

superseventies:

Robin Williams in Mork and Mindy (1978-82).

superseventies:

Robin Williams in Mork and Mindy (1978-82).

marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

audreyhepburn-a-style-icon:

Audrey Hepburn behind the scenes of Sabrina in 1953.

audreyhepburn-a-style-icon:

Audrey Hepburn behind the scenes of Sabrina in 1953.

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

theswinginsixties:

George Harrison, 1967 

theswinginsixties:

George Harrison, 1967 

geekery15:

leonerdnimoy:

drinkthepeegiorno:

dijun:

whatchuknowbouts:

salleedanger:

wumbowing:

d0rklordsatan:

sarakitten:

the-tavros-nitram:

corink:

radicalapollo:

sorry-dong-dong:

beesmygod:

megasonger:

"nathan is a poopyhead"

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"carlos is a mexican name"

i don’t know what i expected

"Zachary is a jewish name"

this is just filled to the brim with wackiness and excitement aint it

"Corin is a boy name"

"Michiko is a fourth year student"

Neither of these are true for me

erika is angry

always

Sara is a poo

….just a poo

Madison is a stupid name

wow. okay.

Emma is a time lord

Are you fucking kidding me

Emily is a theory

the fuck i wanted to hop on the bandwagon not have an existential crisis

Martin is afraid to fly

My names doesn’t exist on Google ;_;


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"michelle is a wolf"

fuck YEAH

Sabrina is a muslim name….

i actually thought it was a European name. wtf google or wtf me?

Shannon is a boy’s name…

this outfit is everything

this outfit is everything